Song for Today: If I only had a brain...........

In Season: bachelor buttons, proms, lacrosse playoffs...Go Hood River Eagles

My Town

traffic = getting stuck behind a tractor.
noise pollution = loud chattering of birds
air pollution= dead skunk
stoplights= 3
newspaper= 2 times a week (Hood River News)
crime=one unsolved murder
nukes= east winds
daHood= Mount Hood
board= sailboard, snowboard, skateboard
malls = mauls
beer = Full Sail
Mt. Adams=the other snow capped mountain to the North
harvest=apples and pears

Alter -Abled News

The ass clowns. at Portland's radio station Jammin 95.5, don't get the message. I am a little late on this story, however, it warrants attention. These DickwadsDJ's called a developmentally disabled woman onto a stage and asked her to pull down her pants. Read the whole story, here, in Willamette Week.

No Respect.