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My personal obsession with prion diseases with smidges of music I like and rescue dog advocacy from a disabled Oregonian.

8.15.2003

Song in my Head: You had something to hide
Should have hidden it, shouldn't you.
Now you're not satisfied
With what you're being put through
.......Depeche Mode

In Season: green beans, bell peppers, tomatoes, zucchini bread, Perseid meteor shower

In the spirit of being a fair and balanced human being, I always include my biases and prejudices when writing in my blog. Isn't it only fair that I emulate a news agency and provide timely news with bitter commentary? So, here I go with a fair and balanced view of some major issues that concern me.

Affirmative action is one topic that I feel strongly about. Providing minorities a fair and balanced education is a positive unless youre going to law or medical school.

Gender roles are fair and balanced. Even though women get paid less than men, they have a great excuse to stay at home and raise their kids, while eating bon bons and scrubbing the toilet.

Another gender role issue I need to write up is emulated by the Republican Babe of the Week. This site shows so much respect for women, I feel glorified. Think of all the time and resources put into this site. Doesn't it truly display women in a fair and balanced way?

Laws are enacted and enforced to promote a fair and balanced society. Thank god for that. Arresting medical marijuana patients will help keep the pharmaceutical companies to enact fair and balanced policies within their corporations.

In honor of fairness and balance, I believe it is ok for our governement to blend church and state together. I mean churches are usually filled one day of the week. How unfair!! A truely representative fair and balanced society is holding prayer meetings in the workplace. No big deal...it's just like attending a mandatory staff meeting ....ya shut up and put up. Only fair.

To conclude on my fair and balanced opinions, Murdoch should sue anyone who touches their copyrighted mantra. I don't think it's fair or balanced to pick on one token author.

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