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Alter-Abled News

Orygun..the fine state that has the Death with Dignity Act, a successful medical marijuana program, and strong state laws that protect a woman's choice to have an abortion, once again wants to be in the forefront in providing its citizens with universal health care coverage.

-From TPMCafe Drub Bill Debacle...Ezra Klein explains:

Former Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber [and former doctor] -- who's currently ramping up a crusade for comprehensive reform in his home state -- has written our current health system into a bill.

Dr. Kitzhaber's grand plan is called "The Archimedes Movement.

-Another health care reform measure is being introduced as Measure 111, The Healthy Oregon Plan.

-Governor Ted Kulongoski endorses a plan for a cigarette tax for giving Oregon's children universal health care coverage

-Alter-abled vets can visit Oregon's campgrounds and parks for free.

-And Giblets wants to stop the medical marijuana madness before someone breaks into a candy vending machine........

A group of congressmen is asking the GAO how much it costs the federal government to prosecute users of medical marijuana. Well Giblets will tell you how much it costs: as much as necessary to put these doddering dope fiends behind bars where they belong! Medical marijuana is a gateway medicine, people! One minute you're smokin' up for your migraines and the next you're shootin' up for cancer! Just last week Giblets saw an eighty-year-old glaucoma patient knock over a liquor store to pay for another quick fix. Someone must stop the madness!